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May 23, 2013

"How to become a noob" RU video

Thanks to LoooSeR72V (US forums) for linking this

This video is just... epic :)  (Olen - "deer" - is a Russian expression for noob, that's why the deer picture)


Translation of the commentary:

Noob 1 - "What a turn"
Arty tries to get into the fight
SU lit up the arty
Miss!
Miss!
A little more!
That's too much...

Noob 2 - "Learn by mistakes?"
Pearl River. T57 delays a few enemy tanks.
He needs to hide somewhere while reloading the autoloader
At that time the enemies break thru the bridge
But the IS-7 notices that there is an unkilled enemy remaining under the bridge
Do something, we need to kill!
And stuck
IS-8 doesn't notice the IS-7's fail and also wants to kill the enemy
Suddenly, IS-8 gets stuck too
And this is how IS-7 and IS-8 ended the battle

Noob 3 - "A maneuver"
IS-3 hunts for arty
And here's SU-14
MISS!
And now the IS-3 will show us how to flank the arty
Uuups, didn't work

Noob 4 - "Bought"
End of battle, Jagdtiger 88 left against 4 enemy tanks
The enemy already started to capture base
Does the Jagdtiger still have a chance to win?
All taunt the enemies in chat ("T57 kill him, you'll get XP for him")
The base is almost captured
T57 doesn't cave in to taunting, continues to cap the base
But the war demands it!
And Jagtiger 88 starts its cap
T57 decides to start capping again, but it's already late
Arty shoots blindly
Jagdpanzer E-100 and Lowe don't catch on
As a result, the fate of the battle was decided by one second

Noob 5 - "Autoloader is still loading"
Foch goes to defend the "corridor of death"
Two E-100 and an AMX-13/75 go against him
Autoloader depleted. Reload time: 45 seconds.
What do you think, can 3 tanks send a defenseless TD to the hangar?
Autoloader ready!
Attention, (SS: here I am not sure what "sliv" means in this context)

Noob 6 - "Drunk as hell" (SS: not an exact translation but you get the meaning)
End of battle. Two arties left against an almost dead KV-1S.
And here he is!

Noob 7 - "This is Sparta!"
Almost dead IS-3 delays 5 enemy heavy tanks
How many shots will it take for the enemy tansk to kill the almost dead IS-3?
Shot count:
Arty as always

Noob 8 - "Nine vegetables, part 2"
Object 263 remained alone against 9 enemies
One down!
That one bounced!
Ricochet!
Ricochet!
Second one goes to the hangar!
That one bounced!
Almost no HP left, track is down
Can anyone of them reload a HE shell?
Ricochet!
Minus three!
Arty goes for the kill!
Fourth kill!
Arty in the line of fire...
....and becomes a fifth kill
The enemies are afraid to attack and to go cap too
One brave appeared...
Three left :)
In the end the enemy decided to go cap...
...or not
The Object decides to take the fight of the battle in his hands
Two left
That one bounced!
Only one left!

54 comments:

  1. Ummm... LoooSeR78V =) LoooSeR at RU server. Last battle was epic =)

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  2. Object 263 owns them all :)

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  3. >>>Attention, (SS: here I am not sure what "sliv" means in this context)

    "Sliv" in the context of WOT means nooby defeat ^^

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    1. Actually "sliv" is a adapted to russian english word "slain" and literally "sliv" means "to be slain in battle", but in RU WoT community meaning of word "sliv" is, as basilis already wrote, "defeat".

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    2. Sliv - is a toilet flush

      Vedin, RU

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    3. In that context, proper translation for "sliv" is "fail".

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    4. "Sliv" is "fail" in that context.

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    5. Anon 1 quit smoking weed and invent words. As Vedin wrote - sliv means flush, and in RU WoT context it also means fail.

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  4. OMG,really they can't kill an 263? When i play my 263 I get raped all the time in the frontal armor? Was it so hard to use 1 gold shell or 1 HE?

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    1. on the testserver you couldn't penetrate the object through the upper frontal armor with premium shells :D

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    2. Object 263 is actually a really good TD, It gets one hit killed by Artillery but other than that it's an excellent TD and as you can see in last part, Object has an excellent defensive position where he can maximize it's frontal armor effectiveness. It's also worth noting that Object 263 has the highest RoF from all Tier X TD's :3

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    3. Put one in tank alley, hull it down. The only way they will damage you is if they go through the massive hole in your mantlet, but it's so small that if they get close enough to shoot it, you're raping them with DPM anyway

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    4. Hull-down with -4 degrees depression.

      Seems legit

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  5. that is3 was great, pity arty got him, he would rape that is7..
    and that grille/su26/kv1s was just epic lol :D

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    1. that is3 was killed by the is7.

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  6. Arty and KV1S dance. Made me dizzy.
    I'm sorry for the SU-85 though. It looked like a lag problem.

    As for the Obj263 fight... speechless.

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  7. Grille/KV-1s part is priceless =)

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  8. Would you care and translate first part aswell? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5JrTvrY4SU
    There is t95 vs 9 enemies and still wins as did 263 in this video:D...

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    1. Yes, those video is also worth watching. But there is no need to translate to have fun, those comments and questions a la "Millionaires" are not so important :)

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    2. the chat in the end was epic:

      green amx: seriously, on which coordinates are you?
      green t95: will you let me win?
      red t95: good job
      green t95: cant you drown yourself?
      red hummel: you cant reach him in time
      green t95: why kill the mood?
      green amx: if you(2xT95) play in platoon, enemy team will hang themselves
      green t95: want platoon?
      red t95: sure
      green amx: me too
      green t95: i deserve it
      green t95: send me an invite after the battle
      red t95: ok
      green amx: me too
      green t95: thanks
      red t95 kills himself

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    3. Thats what i wanted:D thx

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  9. Is it me or these monkeys like in this video but from EU server always ends up in my team?

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  10. Much better than stupid RNG videos IMO.

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  11. This is full of WIN!

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  12. So this is how Wg plans to increase player skill?

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  13. Paraphrasing wise words of L. Krauss*:
    "There are many WoT players - funny situations happen all the time"

    (* original saying is: "Universe is huge, rare things happen all the time")

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  14. Kids, don't try this at home :D

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  15. Amazing! Thank you!

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  16. Where is the goddamn classic comment?
    Джов днище, нахуй. ВспышкаМуразор921 олени

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  17. Plz, post the links to the video as well, not only an embeeded video so ppl could play it on smartphones and tablets, using dedicated YT app. If you post only embeeded video, there's only "Plugin needed" message and you can't click on it or anything.
    Thx.

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    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KcqaDoXpq0E

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  18. 0.8.6 prelim patch notes:
    http://forum.worldoftanks.ru/index.php?/topic/848488-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%87-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8-86/page__p__20954670#entry20954670

    Economic changes look interesting: Premium ammo rebalance & boost to income of all high tier tanks except arty.

    JW

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    1. Also, alleviated sealclubbing somewhat by providing 100% crews from the start.

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    2. Kind of a shit for newer players who have spent gold on crew training though.

      I suspect the take-up of the game must be dropping off. Too many new players have a terrible experience for their first few hundred games.
      JW

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    3. "Е-100 (смещена башня)" - turret is moved

      I hope E-100 turret moved according to Doyle's drawing. AT LEAST!!!1111eleven

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    4. > I hope E-100 turret moved according to Doyle's drawing

      Yep.

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  19. I would like links to the musics used, they are fantastic!

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    1. The KV-1S fiasco is set to Yakety Sax (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ), familiar to many as the Benny Hill Show theme song.

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    2. At least three other are from the game Neverhood.

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    3. Thank you for The Neverhood, Yakety is already boring. These are much funnier. :)

      Big big thank you!

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  20. More videos here:

    http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4UH6O8deqf8fjTK3oO-MGISgosZW1WdO

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    1. Дайс? О_о. Где DCSS?

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  21. When watching the KV-1s fight the arties, I wondered why he didn't turn his hull along with the turret, I mean at times he even turns the hull the other way...

    I confused the object 263 with the 261, so that part was even more impressive to me at first, 1 arty vs 9 tanks heh.

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  22. The Benny Hill Music on the KV-1S vs. arty fight made it AWESOME.

    HeritageTanker (NA)

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  23. Anyone got any idea what sights mod the Obj 263 was using?

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  24. Thx 4 the video, great one! Epic, made me cheers :)

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  25. Attention, (SS: here I am not sure what "sliv" means in this context)


    It means "toilet flush". In other words: a fail.

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  26. I hate politicall corectness.. Start using proper words. These people are "idiots" and "retards". These are the correct terms.. What does the word "noob" mean, anyway? Just another word that people are using to replace words that are perceived as "insults", whatever that means.

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