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Feb 12, 2013

The REAL reason for ghost shells, screwed MM, shell-eating armor etc

Straight outta SerB's kitchen - he posted this on the RU forum as a proof all the conspiracy theories against you, dear players are.... correct!

Presenting to you: SerB's developer tool!









On the let side, SerB can select a nickname of the player he wishes to "take care of" - on the right side he has following options:

- put the player to a noob team
- put the player to the bottom of the team
- make the player play against pros

- make the shells disappear (?)
- no penetrations
- reduce XP income
- reduce credit income
- make the player stuck
- when playing arty, put the player on city maps
- Malinovka forever

And on the right side:
- damage dealt (reduced by 2, 3, 4....)
- chance of fire (50 percent plus...)
- chance of player module getting critted (the ticker under it means "crit your gun module first")
- chance of player's crewmember dying (the ticker under it means "kill the gunner first")

And under it, the ultimate ticker:
"Remove player from this list automatically when he pays for premium account"

Enjoy playing World of Tanks!



35 comments:

  1. Oh you SerB! I'm starting to like you! And all this time we thought you were working on the game... :D

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  2. hmm, there must be something wrong, i have premium account and few premium tanks, yet i experience nearly all of the things mentioned above every day - especially no penetrations? i need to buy longer premium account? im confused...

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    1. Well he doesn't have the premium player list exemption checkbox ticked, does he :)

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    2. No, SerB just forget to enable the option to remove you from the list automatically. You should open a support ticket.

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    3. thx, i will do that

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  3. lolololol "exempt 100% if own a type 59 or lowe" ??? :D

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  4. I don't share his political believes and I'm not happy with a lot of his design choices, buti I like his humor ^^

    Snortsch

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  5. I hope this is bullshit.

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  6. Oh man, i love you SerB!

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  7. Hahaha, very nice!

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  8. ololol +1

    "- make the shells disappear (?)"
    make you miss

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  9. Hes downgrading the level of WG support HUGELY with such crap, thats not good for a company. I dont like his shitty answers and i dont like such screens. Thats totally not apropriate for an official representative of a Company!



    yeah AND i personally dont believe in total randomness anymore..
    how comes i need to wait 1 min for a game at the WE with 150k players online and 2,5k in queque.


    Yeah obvious this is a trollfake, its not like some ppl specifically get a malus, but like a total class of players will get sth like a amount (x) more t10 matches in t8 or whatsoever. Easily integrated and nobody will ever know for sure.

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    1. I agree, he should probably cut down on his "smart" answers. Even though, if people are asking you stupid questions, it doesn't necessarily mean that you have to answer them in the same manner. A stupid person would do this. A smart person would just ignore the "stupid"part and answer in a normal manner.

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    2. let's see how long you'd keep that up
      I remeber reading an awnser from SerB once that he started out giving 'normal' replies, but due to the extreme amount of bs asked day after day, over and over again he got kinda annoyed

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  10. Wow, he must be pretty bored during the day if he decides to troll this much

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  11. SerB is hilarious. However "-Malinovka forever", I thought Malinovka was a popular map on the Russian server?

    Aenaes.

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  12. Serb is ultimate troll

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  13. It's fake, or just a very old version. Where is the "All German tanks sux" button? :D

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    1. No need for such a button, that´s their main purpose in this game :-P

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    2. Yeah, no button needed bcuz there is no intention to remove the "German tanks sucks-feature" ;D

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  14. Hahaha, this is op shit, love it >:)

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  15. Nice to have you around. Otherwise we would have to miss all this trollin. Would be a pity.

    THX~!

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  16. SerB is awesome ... nice trolling XD

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  17. Do you really care? Just play the game and have fun..

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    1. True. Guys, if SerB's sarcastic answers offend you that much, just stop buying Gold or stop playing the game. Other than that, just ignore him. Yes, it might be a bit inappropriate for a WG official, but all the discussion is pointless, bcuz no one will change his attitude.

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  18. I'm pretty sure i'm marked for low income, no pens, Shell disappear, pitted against pros and module damage plus! ah well thank yah for the update.

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  19. Obviously this is an older version that hadn't implemented the "zero damage penetrations" function yet.

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  20. Please.I beg you to translate it :)

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  21. I think you typo'd the translation, there's two right sides. "On the right side" is mentioned for the first clump of stuff, and for the bars on the right side.

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  22. Troll is in the air!
    Yesterday I wondered about my trolling...
    Must be something like springtime.
    Best regards

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  23. This is possibly the first time SerB actually made me LOL'd instead of RAGE HARD

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